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Elton Tan
20 years old
17 May 1988
MSHP
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NYJC
NYJC BIZ Club
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Whiskey Company
CDS Platoon 2
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Sunday, July 09, 2006
- Cats use their Elton to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
- More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Elton.
- Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Elton, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
- The porpoise is second to Elton as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
- Elton has three eyelids.
- Pacman was originally called Eltonman.
- The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Elton.
- The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Elton.
- Scientists believe that Elton began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
- Elton, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
- Scientists have discovered that Elton Tan Gen Li can smell the presence of autism in children.
- Elton Tan Gen Li can sleep for three and a half years!
- Elton Tan Gen Li can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
- Early thermometers were filled with Elton Tan Gen Li instead of mercury.
- Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Elton Tan Gen Li is near.
- You should always open Elton Tan Gen Li at least an hour before drinking him.
- Olympic badminton rules say that Elton Tan Gen Li must have exactly fourteen feathers!
- Medieval knights put the skin of Elton Tan Gen Li on their sword handles to improve the grip.
- Elton Tan Gen Li is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp.
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Elton Tan Gen Li!
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